What's the story!?

I've rarely posted here before, but I was introduced to the sub by someone I met through another subreddit, who has been, how should I say this, very successful here in the past. (Though I am not surprised, she is a beautiful woman). So here I am, having given into temptation, looking for some beautiful thighs to bury my head between and some delicious pussy to snack on.

The basics around me - I'm an Irish guy and I've been described (by that aforementioned redditor) as a "Tall, white male with a beard and handsome face to sit on." That's a compliment, right? But yeah, 6'2, bearded and ruggedly handsome. They say that the best thing a tongue can do is give out a compliment, but the people that have said that must have either a - never eaten pussy, or b - never had someone with skills go down on them. The best thing a tongue can do is make you squirm and spasm until you're unable to think with how much you're cumming. The best head ends up with a pretty big wet patch on the bed and a well-hydrated beard.

Eating pussy is definitely an art form, and it's a craft which requires dedication and continual improvement. Thankfully, over the years, I have dutifully improved my resume and consider myself an expert in the field. There is just something really special about hearing that soft moan as you start to lick someones clit and it's a huge turn on to hear the moans getting louder, feeling a hand pull your hair and eventually the breathless moans as her back arches, a pussy grinds into your face and the squeeze of the thighs as the o is finally released and cum soaks my mouth, an apt reward for all of my hard work.

My type of woman is a question with a very varied answer. For me, the sexiest thing a woman can have is confidence. Someone who is proudly her. Thick thighs, thin women, women with a bit extra to cuddle, you're all gorgeous as long as you are happy and confident in your skin! So if you do message, please for the love of Jesus above, do not apologise for an aspect of your body, or for you being you. Got it? Good. So go on now, send me a message.

I'm a fairly easy-going guy, let's meet for a drink or a coffee first, see if we hit it off and go from there!? Hope to see you pop up in my DMs soon!