Beginner’s luck in Birmingham, UK 🤠

Long-time lurker here, in which I have lived vicariously through success stories and wonderfully detailed posts 🫠

A few weeks ago, I stumbled across a post where a guy was requesting a regular FWB—guaranteeing a total pillow princess situation—and something about it had me intrigued. I followed him and we started chatting. We're both recently out of long-term relationships, and it turns out we were looking for the same thing: something fun, intimate, and pressure-free.

We’d been chatting for a few weeks, planning to meet a couple of months down the road. But life had other plans. Last week, I found myself just 30 minutes from his place, and we decided to go for it. We booked an overnight stay in a place with a hot tub—since we’d both been raving about them. The evening around us could’ve been a bit of a downer - having to collect keys from a different place, an overbearing Airbnb host, the tub not working right, and the TV being on the fritz, it seemed like everything was against us… except the bed, which was massive, comfy and we definitely made the most of it.

We got high (my first time in ages), and he wasn’t wrong when he said it would heighten the sensations. The make-out sessions were INTENSE, and though this post is typically no-recip, I knew right from the start that wasn’t going to be the case for me, but he was honestly down for whatever in that regard. No pressure from his side at all. The weed made everything come in waves, so while I can’t remember everything in order, I can tell you this: whatever he did was insanely good. Mind-blowingly good. Weed or not, that man has the kind of touch, kiss, and conversation that strips away any nerves or self-consciousness.

I’m a curvy girl, and he made sure I knew he loved that. He ate my ass, ate me out more than once (FUCKING INCREDIBLE), and after a lot of kissing and foreplay we eventually had sex —multiple times, in a variety of ways. But the best part? The way he touched, kissed, and just lingered on me… it was next-level. He’s the kind of guy who can make out for hours, devour you in the best ways, and keep you coming back for more. I’d read some glowing messages from his previous FWBs, but honestly? Nothing compares to the real deal.

I joked with him that I should write a terrible review so I could keep him all to myself. Because trust me, this man is a menace—in the best way.

As a first-time poster and someone who’s just dipping her toes into the scene, I know I’ve lucked out. We don’t have any concrete plans yet, but I’d see him again in a heartbeat. Hopefully, next time the hot tub actually works, so we’re not just sitting in a glorified bath together 🥵.

So, if you ever see a post from a Birmingham-based guy who’s into smoking weed, loves chubby girls, and treats you like the ultimate pillow princess, jump on it (pun intended). Not only is he a total deviant, but he’s also a really decent human being all around… and also somehow seems to possess all the skills in the bedroom too!? Unreal. You won’t regret it, I certainly don’t 😏