The nights are getting longer, so it’s this or I take up crochet…

I’m not interested in anyone married or partnered (including anyone who is open/ENM) and I’m definitely not interested in you trying to persuade me otherwise. I wish you luck in your search, but I am not your girl.

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Me:

White; long, dirty blonde hair; little body; giant boobs (my own). Soft skin, v skimpy bikini wax, but not totally bare. I smell fantastic (I expect you to as well).

Happy to share pics with anyone who becomes A Serious Proposition. I think you’ll probably be pleased, but also recognise that no-one is for everyone.

Looking to be worshipped but not to dominate you.

I find it way harder to cum from face-sitting, so it’s not my preferred position, but I’m open to persuasion if you’re up to a challenge :)

Able to cum a dozen times or more if the mood is right. Vocal ;)

Generally a good hang.

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You:

Totally committed to the muff. And preferably the ass too.

30-50 y/o.

In at least as good shape as I am (if in doubt, probably don’t).

Dirty talker, neck kisser, tit appreciator.

Vocal in both enthusiasm and praise.

Intellectually curious.

If you’re hot, it will obviously help move things along.

No alcohol/drugs pre or during the dive.

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Mid-morning dives also possible (and possibly preferred). London only. I’m Zone 1. Prefer something regular rather than fleeting.

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PM me with description, photo(s) and tell me your favourite thing about muff-diving. As well as anything else that you think is pertinent, of course.

If you don’t put any effort into this, I’ll assume you’re not capable of the effort that I require from you 😬 and it’ll be an automatic delete.

Also, some of you conveniently forget that this is intended to be non-reciprocal. Eating me out is not the warm-up to your Main Event. It’s the privilege of your fucking lifetime, frankly. So lay off the dick pics and the thinly-veiled hints that I can ‘reward’ you for a job well done. Making me cum until I beg for mercy IS the reward and there are plenty of chaps who are thrilled to do just that.

Look forward to hearing from you xxx