Hello again humans, goblins, and Appalachian cryptids,

September and October always seem to pass in a blur of cool mornings, rosy apples, and one billion other Fun Fall Activities™. But the kind of fall activity I really want involves having my ears pinned to the sides of my head by a pair of thighs, maybe against a backdrop of fall foliage.

Me: * Poly and married, so happy with connections ranging from "one incredibly hot evening" to "we both look like 😍 when we see each other" but probably looking more on the play partner side at the moment * I'm experiencing some kind of gender fuckery, but present pretty much as a 183 cm bearded, bespectacled, dadcore cis stembo with a colorful (and, at times, eye-watering) wardrobe * I've been told I have nice hands * approximately a Kinsey 2; cool with different genitalia but a modest preference for femme and androgynous presenting folks * I do not have any age requirements for potential partners, but it would be nice if you are also a mature and thoughtful person * Recently have been binge-listening to Discworld audiobooks while working outside, and should be ready for a palate cleanser soon * tabletop RPG GM, so you know my improv dirty talk is amazing * GGG; happy to discuss kink if desired!

You:

• Someone who uses their powers for good, or at least consensually practiced evil (i.e. no cops, terfs, racists, etc)
• A good communicator who likes making conversation and appreciates the value of a stellar meme game in keeping a text thread lively
• Cool with meeting up in a public space to gauge vibes before moving somewhere private
• Within a half hour or so of Pittsburgh; I'm not sure how a virtual RAOMD would work. I'm also willing to entertain visitors if you happen to be in town for a conference or something!

Send me a message and let's make some plans!