How’s it going muff divers and muff providers? Me? Oh I’m great thanks for asking! I think the title of this post spells out what I’m looking for pretty nicely, but allow me to get into a little more detail:

I would like to get together with lovey lady, turn my belt into a makeshift pair of handcuffs, toss you on the bed, and spend the evening with my face between your legs. Ideally you cum several times and feel like an absolute goddess. Like the sound of that? Me too. Let’s chat for a bit and see where things take us. I’d love to hear how you envision the night going.

Since I’m suggesting that we play with your arms restrained, I want to make it very clear that I am not going to do anything to you without your expressed consent. This is a subreddit dedicated to giving oral, and that’s all I intend to do. I am not going to pressure you into anything else. Trust is really important and I intend to make sure you feel safe.

Ok, so here is a little bit about me: * I am 5’8, 32 years old, about 190lbs, and there are (nsfw) pictures of me in my post history. I am a bigger guy with a bit of a belly, but I work out daily and while I’m no Adonis I do stay active with cardio and weight lifting. This is my way of saying “I don’t think I look that bad,” but I’ll let you be the judge. * I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I am free of any diseases sexual or otherwise. I also take my personal hygiene seriously (shower twice a day, brush twice a day, floss every day) if that’s something you care about. I am fully vaccinated as well. * I like to think I’m a pretty easy going guy, but ultimately that’s for you to be the judge of. At my core I am very sensual. I can be a little shy and awkward at first, but I warm up to people quickly. I like to keep things light and fun. I’m into nerdy stuff like video games and what not, but I also enjoy sports and work out daily. * I am politically progressive and respect the basic human rights of other people. I used to think this wasn’t an important thing to mention and sort of went without saying (I’m from MA. We’re all progressive because we’re wicked smart), but previous play partners have shared some horror stories about meet-ups-gone-wrong so I’m just gonna mention it here. I’m not some fucking weirdo.

Here is what I am looking for: * I’m not very picky when it comes to body types. Thin? Curvy? Somewhere in between? It’s all good to me! * be single or at least in an open relationship. This is important. I am not getting in the middle of any ongoing exclusive relationships. Please do not cheat on your significant other. If you are in an open relationship I will need to verify with your partner that they are ok with this. Again, do not use me to cheat on your partner. I want nothin to do with that. * I would like for your hygienic habits to be similar to mine. That means no smokers, no hard drugs, and basic cleanliness. If you smoke weed that’s fine and not a dealbreaker, just don’t expect me to join in. Also please be disease free. * idk be cool? This is always most fun when we genuinely enjoy each other’s company. Let’s keep things light and have some fun.

Once again, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you feel safe and comfortable at all times. Have any limits? I will absolutely respect them. No longer feeling comfortable around me for any reason what so ever? Just say the word and I will leave you alone. No questions asked. That should all go without saying, but you can never be too safe.

On that note I also value my own safety. If you end up messaging me I will ask for you to verify yourself. I don’t care if you’re verified by some mod on this subreddit or any other subreddit. I will ask for and require verification of my own. That is non negotiable, and I will end our conversation without hesitation if you aren’t willing to. I will absolutely verify myself for you as well if you ask.

Thank you for reading my post. I have a lot of fun writing these, but do you know what would be even more fun? Wrapping my belt around your wrists and stuffing my face between your legs. So shoot me a DM or a chat or both if you’re feeling spicy! Let’s see where things take us!