Finally , had a satisfying moment today.
It has been a week since I put up the ad.

I will be honest, most of the replies were very disheartening. 2 were escorts looking to make a fast buck.
One was a 90kg plus lady, no problem with that , I am not body shaming her or anything, but she was too demanding. She gave me a sob story of how her own mom calls her a monster and nobody has ever licked her. I went to meet her and when she gets into my car, I was thinking to myself, hmmm, she is quite big, but let me do something to help her. No sooner I had driven out of her block, she immediately demands that I hand over my NRIC to her as she feels secure that way. What a shock! I stopped my car, politel asked her to leave. Whew! Dodged a bullet there. Anyway this story is not about her.

The next day, I got a curious message in my DMs. I am a curious kitty, I have a stressful career in healthcare. I am very clean as I get tested regularly as part of my job. Wanna help me relax and rejuvenate? Wow. I was bowled over by the directness of the message. She was late thirties, petite . Lets call her Joanna so as to not reveal her identity. I picked her up. She was wearing a floral dress. We checked into a hotel . I gave Joanna a nice oil massage, followed by a nice shower where I foamed her. Then I gave her a very special Tongue SPA for the next 3 hours. We lost track of time. She became a pillow princess, then she sat on my face, then she tried doggy. At the end of the session she was flowing like a RIVER and gushed copious amounts of MUFF liquor into my eagery awaiting mouth. I lapped it all up, bot I am so thirsty.

I was almost losing my faith on RAOMD but now I am a believer. Long live RAOMD!