It's 10:15 PM on a Saturday. I just wrapped up Presumed Innocent -- some real sordid USA Network style writing but I love a courtroom drama, sue me -- and now I'm here. It's been a bit and I need to stay you know, seasoned. It's either this or I scroll twitter for 3 more hours and pass out on the couch with a bag of Doritos on my stomach. So, it's this, posting on reddit to find someone to go down on.
Just a hungry guy in the hinterlands of northern Fairfield County. Willing to travel but ideally local to Danbury-area or southern Litchfield County. I'm not expecting you to live down the street, which would be really fucking convenient, but alas, we can't get that greedy.
Me: Scruffy, chubby/dad-bodish (I may upgrade this at some point if I ever see the inside of a gym, but I'll be honest, I love pasta a little too much), nice glasses, extensive flannel collection, obnoxious taste in music and movies. Leftist politics. I work in horticulture, but I can't keep your indoor plants alive (mostly deal with outdoor stuff! you know, trees). That sort of thing. I'd rather not share pictures here, but if this sounds reasonably promising to you, send me a message and I'll happily send some. This is awkward enough, let's face it, so you're not going to make it any more awkward if you're not feeling it. It's cool!
You: I'm not sure! I'd rather not put much in the way of body type, age, etc. Younger, older, thin, curvy, lil bit softer...I just want someone who wants me to get comfortable and stay a while. Local, I suppose, unless there's a good podcast you can recommend for a longer drive.
Message or send me a chat with your favorite pasta shape so we have something petty to argue about (I'm holding my ground on my favorite).
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