…Because I’d love to munch your carpet.
Ok, with the terrible title out of the way, I’m just a guy who enjoys pleasing women and helping them feel amazing with something as simple as the movement of my lips and tongue across your body, teasing you until I completely devour your pussy. Whether you’re a veteran pillow princess or a first timer who’s never had an oral orgasm, I want to help you have the night of your life. It can be a one time arrangement or, if we really hit it off, we could become regular pillow partners.
About me: 31 years old with an average build, dark haired with a tan complexion. Raised off of punk rock, I love raiding free libraries for used books I’ll forget to read and watching weird movies where you don’t understand the ending. Lame jokes are the key to my heart.
If you’re interested, PM me your age, location, and either a fun fact about yourself or your best bad joke.
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