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36 [M4F] #OrangeCounty - She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain When She Comes
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Not_ActuallyRandom00 is a male age 36 looking for a female in Orange County, CA
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(To be clear - it’s me. I’m the mountain.)

There comes a time, in every womans life, where she should get to see stars, speak tongues, hear colors, uncontrollably curl her toes, and have her eyes roll in the back of her head. If you feel similarly, and are in need of emotional connection and physical release, then let me be the beautiful SoCal sun at sunset, blissfully going down, as you glow in your golden hour.

Let this skilled equal opportunity (muff) enjoyer prioritize your pleasure. 

Tl;dr: Be my M&M — melt in my mouth AND my hands.

~~YOU~~

~~ME~~

  • Excellent oral hygiene” -- my dentist, last week (brushes off shoulder)
  • Fantastic kisser, tension builder, Sams Club AND Costco member
  • Strong hands, nimble piano playing fingers, and a tongue that writes in cursive
  • 6’4” with an athletic body and handsome face
  • Well-read, well-traveled, and well-versed in consent, communication, and pleasure 

Currently:

  • Listening: Bulmuri, Paramore
  • Watching: House of the Dragon
  • Reading: Philosophy

In other words, this mountain has range. Let me take you to your peak. Thank you for reading!

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a male
Age
36
Looking For
a female
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5 months ago