40 [M4F] #LasVegas — Looking for a miracle 👆

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DM-me-tater-tots is a male age 40 looking for a female in Las Vegas, NV

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Are you kind? Are you not like other girls? Are you an American Beauty?

Well, Shake it, Sugaree, because you’ll never forget this summer of love.

I’m 5’8” with a Touch of Grey. I got Jerry’s body (I like grilled cheese). I’m talented (never too much too fast), enthusiastic (for a taste of your elegant pride), and polite (thank you for a real good time).

Please be STI free and not a chomper. If you’re a spinner, I’ll take you down to Shakedown Street and steal your face right off your head. You’ll be singing, “mama mama many worlds I’ve come since I first left home.”

Basically, if you’re looking for some Grateful Head, put on Bobby’s short shorts, get on the bus, and send me a message. I promise after a night with me, there’ll be nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.

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DM-me-tater-tots

LasVegas

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r/RandomActsOfMuffDive

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Location

Las Vegas, NV

They Are

a male

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Looking For

a female

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Posted: 3 months ago
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