I love men, so, so much. You were my favorite past-time until an unnerving encounter transpired months ago and I haven’t played with you since.

This prolonged abstinence, however, has left me unwell. I miss you desperately. Being within close proximity of you anywhere results in a knowing slickness that makes my panties cling to me. Glimpses of broad shoulders, a clenched jaw, those veins on the inside of taut forearms have driven me into a constate state of frustration and desperate yearning.

No one needs to be this primed in the vitamin aisle of Whole Foods. It’s 7:28am on a Monday and it’s embarrassing. I am properly miserable.

Substitutes have sufficed, for a while anyway. My own fingers, toys – all perfectly capable of bringing me to orgasm but it’s not quite the same now, is it? These ones are acute, crescendoing quickly and then dissipating, much like my sanity. They don’t quiet and quell.

The orgasms I am chasing are all-encompassing and suspending. You know -- the ones where the waves of pleasure start between the legs, languidly spreads into your belly, then unrelentingly up and out your throat where all you can do is choke out moans and gasp for air. I want these.  

These orgasms are the ones that can only be coaxed out by the deft fingers and tongue of a man.

So here I am, against better judgement, honoring my treasonous cunts desires.

Will you play with me? Melt me on your tongue, yeah?

The nitty gritty:

Me: 37 y/o, East Asian, 5’4”, 130lbs, nice ass, leans submissive

I like being teased until I’m a whimpering, eager and pliant slut. I like being told what to do; make me show you how wet my pussy is, make me beg. I am fond of words; use them, tell me I’m a good girl and talk me through it.

This is important – please be gentle. I do love men, but you can frighten me. I am hyper aware of how risky this arrangement is and the vulnerable position I am putting myself in. Not looking to reciprocate initially, but it can be discussed privately for future, continued encounters.

You: 25-50 y/o, preference for dark hair, defined arms, big hands, kind and mischievous eyes. A gentleman well versed in restraint.

Reciprocal non-negotiables – Disease free, we will exchange results of a recent full panel. No hard drugs, 420 is fine. Please be single or poly, don’t want to be unknowingly complicit in your entanglements. Pristine hygiene. Be discrete.

You host or we get a hotel.

Please send a photo and I will return one to initiate correspondence. If we’re suitable, I’d like to meet for a hello, a drink and some banter before proceeding.