Hey there Hi there, I'm Zade, and I quite literally have a craving for eating pussy, similar to how normal people crave certain foods. Like, don't get me wrong, I still have those too. I love cheesecake, but if I had to choose between a homemade cheesecake and a muffdive, I'm getting my snorkel (I do not actually own a pussy snorkel. Yet.)

A peek at my character sheet: I'm a level 35, Non-Binary person, with levels in the Military, Parenting and Emotional Support Human classes. My skill points are dabbled all over the place, but are most consistently in gaming categories from Board/Tabletop to Video and even some sports adjacent things, I like to play, is my point. I've also sprinkled a few points into various arts and crafts, lately i've been making beadwork trinkets, soon I want to get into chainmail. I have the pet lover (Cat) and professional driver perks, as well as a love for singing to myself (and karaoke if I'm inebriated enough).

Physically speaking, I'm short, but not quite dwarf sized, and kinda chubby. (If you don't like vague descriptors, there is a picture of me on my profile, however I am in my birthday suit, and this post is about the fact I haven't had any pussy to eat in weeks and I am hungry, I do not expect to get naked to do this)

What I'm looking for in a muffdiving partner: I am incredibly easy to please here, do you have a 🐱 and do you feel that, after reading about me, you'd like to let me dive in there? If yes to both, perfect! Please message me. Your build isn't of particular importance, one might say that I am... not a picky eater 😎

Important notes: I cannot host, but I can travel to almost anywhere in Memphis. I am perfectly fine with an extended talking period beforehand and a meeting somewhere neutral should you require such things to feel comfortable. After all, a good muff diving experience is focused on the comfort, and pleasure, of the one with the "muff"

Thank you for your time!