need the bliss of munching in my near future. it's a future that doesn't involve dating apps or piña coladas. and if you thought sponges peaked with Scrub Daddy, you're just not familiar with all of the features of my tongue. happy to schedule a hands-on demonstration with a pillow princess yearning to be rubbed down, licked up, and all of the pleasantries in between.
I'm 5'7" with the opposite of a dad bod (not a mom bod, but shouts out moms), have a dimple, and know 9 languages if you wanted assurance that the tongue is fluent. there's a suggestive picture on my profile if you'd like a peek. STD-free with clean results and can host in Inglewood, but am also open to other arrangements.
only real preferences are that you're unattached and DDF. also, it's summer so drink dates are out and fruit cart dates are in, just saying. include your favorite fruit somewhere in your message if you'd like to chat.
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