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A short story about a cunning linguist (C.L.)
While eating pie in the lady garden, C.L. was startled to hear the sound of a panty hamster screaming out. "Alas," he sighed, "I won't have time to finish my hair pie, pink tacos, or peaches". Tripping on a beaver he fell face first into a stream full of bearded clams with vertical smiles. On the other side, he saw a penis fly trap, but it was devouring a one eyed spitting trouser snake (the carpet munching variety) and not a beaver in distress. A bit further down the path, he saw a poor pussy trapped in a box. Using two fingers, he freed the poor kitty releasing a geyser of feminine water in a huge splash of feminine water, creating a waterfall ...
Me (Obligatory bits): SWM, 60, 5'10" and 260 lbs. Wicked (or was that weird) sense of humor and great conversationalist in addition to other oral skills. In the Nations near ample neutral spots to discuss options.
You: Short, younger, curvy redhead with natural grooming is a nice combination, but we can forgo that for sane, clean, with the ability to converse and laugh. A desire to have your lady bits handled by a skilled master is desirable. Specialist in "never had an orgasm from oral" and "make me cum and I will return the favor". If you squirt, very high likelihood of needing a towel on the bed. If you don't, still decent chance you will.
Us: More than happy to paint within the lines of the random act. If open to more, there are numerous ways we can explore, as I have a camera bag and a nice bag of toys.
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