RemarkableTravels

Somecity, Ohio

Objective: Highly driven individual with 24 years experience delivering toe-curling muffdives seeking a challenging position as a Sr Muffdiving Specialist (or similar)

Experience:

• Muffdiving Intern ('99 to '00) - Went down on my 1st gf for what I thought was a really long time. Probably 3-4 minutes. She didn't cum and said it, "felt kinda weird."
• Muffdiving Trainee ('01 to '04) - Read an early internet article called "Oral Sex Tips - How To Go Down on a Woman". Went down on a few women trying what I thought were amazing tricks like spelling the alphabet. I was probably still pretty average but they all came so that was exciting.
• Muffdiving Apprentice ('05 to '08) - Got a lot more patience and a little more daring mixing in positions like standing, facesitting and eating from behind. Went down on a couple more a lot of times and decided this was my passion I wanted to pursue for the rest of my life.
• Muffdiving Specialist ('09 to '23) - Went down on a handful more many, many times experimenting with new things such as orgasm denial, tantric massages, marathon tapout sessions, pillow princess scenarios, ass eating and much more. Got earth-shattering reactions that rocked my world further cementing my drive to improve and become the best of the best.

Compensation:

• Glazed Donuts - Not actually real donuts, but hoping my face looks like one when I'm done.
• Mild Praise - Occasional comments such as, "Holy hell, that was awesome. I can't move."

Other:

• Absolutely willing to settle for, "Wow, you're too good and I'm spent" or "Turns out just laying back getting eaten, cumming, and not having to do a thing is the best thing on earth, so let's do that." High-fives also appreciated. I know Covid and all but I miss a good high-five.

About Me:

42, 5'11, in good shape, entertaining, kind-natured, go-getter, DDF, vaccinated

Testimonials:

"That alphabet thing is kinda dumb and overrated." -Some girl

"Damn, you can tell when a guy really likes what he's doing. That guy really likes what he's doing." - Some other girl

"He seemed like a nice, innocent, unassuming guy. Nobody would ever have a clue. But Dear God he's a fiend. Pretty much always wanted to taste me. I wish I'd realized how good I had it." -Some ex

"We dated for over 2 years and I was completely inexperienced and scared to try most things. I figured that would ruin our relationship. Surprisingly he was content just eating me out. It sorta made me crave him but if a guy's willing to just eat you out and let you do nothing but enjoy, how can you pass that up? Amirite ladies?" -Another ex