Happy Sunday all,

Enjoy it and the weather before inevitably blues wash across the horizon with Monday looming large.

I want to be straight from the outset, I am not single, disconnected dead bed type situation. I know the long shot just got longer but I wish to mislead no one.

So, a minor diversion within the sub but I wasn’t sure where to place - fingering is an under appreciated and seemingly out dated art form. The European Championships football tournament is on and a St George’s cross was even daubed with the message “bring back fingering” in a desperate attempt to gain global exposure to the plight.

Maybe you’re single, or in a similar situation, maybe you work, a week off or looking brighten up a mundane week day whilst the kids are at school. Perhaps we can do something spontaneous?

Who am I?

• Incredibly tall
• Shaven head with a short but thick beard (a previous testimonial named me ‘Viking’. Disclaimer - I’ve no Scandinavian heritage - no desire to mislead, remember?)
• Slightly above aerage, yet powerful toned body (I’m active, workout daily but chiselled Adonis, I am not)
• Long, thick and dexterous fingers (a testimonial said that “the way you arch the fingers to massage my clit from within is something I’ve never felt before”
• Incredibly discreet, it should go without saying but people can disappoint you right?

Absolutely happy to swap pictures. I don’t want to chat forever and a day but I want to get to know a bit about you, see how we interact and, most crucially, ensure you feel relaxed and confident in me and my company.

Happy to stick with what the sub is intended for but incredibly happy with reciprocity but we can discuss that.

One off or ongoing, happy to discuss and, more importantly, how we feel after the event - it’s got to be right for both of us hasn’t it?

Can travel or host.

Gents/ trans folk - it’s very flattering, as is the attention from folk hoping for money, but it is a “no” from me. Sorry.

Anyway, longer than I ever anticipated. Be nice to potentially make a new friend.