Hello, and thank you for reading my post! Hopefully I don’t gas myself up too much here

I'm never good at starting posts. I can write the middle and endings, but the intros are awful. So lets just skip to the part I can write.

So here's what I'm picturing; we get to know each other, meet for drinks to test the vibe. Order food and watch movies, preferably one of those "so bad it's good" ones, get comfortable with each other, and slowly let the anticipation build, teasing and toying with each other more and more, until you’re reduced to a puddle & begging for me between your legs. I’m a pretty sensual person so that kind of stuff is a huge turn-on, and while I’m not trying to brag, I’m quite good orally and sexually, and I can absolutely guarantee that I know where the -shuffles notes- "cliboris" is . And also someone once described sex with me as “pretty neat” so I think that speaks for itself.

Self-depreciation aside, about me: I’m, 5’8” white, my body type as someone so eloquently put it, is “squishy muscular”, so like, I’m not thin but I don’t have a dad bod either. But I do be having some muscles and what not. I stay relatively active, I jog about 4-5 times a week, and I occasionally lift things up and put them down. Once a drunk guy said I look like Robert Downey Jr, so I guess imagine like, a Kirkland brand Iron Man?

I’m a major homebody, I love watching movies, reading & videogames. I feel like that is a little cliche but I really do, if I’m able I’ll babble endlessly about my favorite pieces of media until you tell me to shut up. My brains mostly rotted away from years of too much time on the internet, but maybe that’s a blessing in disguise. I’m very introverted and very bookish, neurodivergent & very demisexual. Very left leaning, and I hope you are too. DDF and I intend to stay that way. I do relatively well for myself, well about as well as anyone can in this capitalist hellscape we're forced to call home, and I live in a cozy 1 bedroom in the heart of Baltimore with my incredibly lazy cat, of whom I take entirely too many pictures of.

Ideally I’d want an ongoing thing. I'm not seeking a relationship at this time but like, I do miss the consistent intimacy. So lets get coffee or tea together, watch movies and binge watch tv, but also lets be a thing where you can text me at 8pm on a tuesday night asking if you can come over and sit on my face.

If my post sounded good to you, I'd love to hear from you! We can share pics, and see if we vibe, and go from there. Thanks for reading!