Me: Asian woman. Fit. Hwp. Attractive. 

The dating apps are exhausting and I wanna fuck, so here’s the deal. I want to get eaten out and pounded but not have to worry about STDs. 

Not looking for guys who wanna be virtual penpals. Must be willing to meet up IRL.

Only respond if you meet the qualifications and are serious about meeting up in person.

What: exclusive (for health/hygiene reasons) FWB situation that will last max. 8 weeks. I plan on going back to the dating scene after this so help me achieve post-dick clarity

Details: For the remainder of the summer, I want to get fucked and eaten out as much as possible by YOU. At least twice a week.

Qualifications. Must be:-

• Cis-male
• Emotionally and psychologically mature (not looking for frat/fuck boys) 
• Disease free (with proof. Can reciprocate) 
• Relatively attractive, fit, and HL (You’ll be engaging in a lot of physical activity so being fit is a must. “Rule #1 Cardio.” Bonus pts if you get the reference) 
• Respectful, trustworthy, and a decent person who I’d want to spread my legs for. The priority for me is sex, but it helps when there is mutual respect and some shared interests to make our time together enjoyable 

Good at direct communication, logistics, and planning. Can’t stress this enough. You have the remainder of the summer to sexually satiate me so I’m going to need someone who has the stamina, the dick, and the motivation to fuck me till I can’t walk. 

Preferences:

• Is in a similar situation as me 
• Is taller than me 
• Is within a 2-3 year age range 
• Has a sense of humor 
• Local to the Chicago area 
• 420 friendly 

Disqualifications:

• Married 
• Has a significant other 
• Doesn’t like dogs
• Catfish

If you’ve made it this far and believe you are the man with the plan, DM me with a description of yourself (height, age, and a little bit about you) and a photo, last STD testing (what you tested for), when your last sexual partner was, and what you’re hoping to get out of this.I’ll reach out if I think we might be a good fit. I’d prefer that we first meet in a neutral, public space for a quick coffee/drink where we can first break the ice, see if there is chemistry, and then figure out logistics (i.e., sexual compatibility, sexual history, STD check, location, frequency, etc..).

Serious inquiries only. If you’re looking for a gloryhole/booty call or an online penpal, this job is not for you. Lastly, plz no dick pics, unless I ask for them ;)