Listen here partner!! I'm here to kick ass and lick pussy, and I'm all out of asses to kick. Introducing the Toughest tounge under the sun, straight out of the sunshine state raining champion tongue wrestler. 47-0 there isn't a taint I can't throw into a thrashing tornado. There isn't a slit I won't make soaking. No c*nt that can't be conquered. Come one come all be showcased in the main at the arena of your choosing weather it be your bed your car your ex husbands truck the beach it doesn't matter I'll fight your neglected nookie anywhere and will leave you unable to walk keep that in mind bring a designated driver!

Now that I've hopefully caught your attention let's get to what I expected of you.

First and foremost this is and will always be a discreet encounter. What happens on Reddit stays on Reddit it's like Vegas but the you know what's illegal.

Secondly, hygiene is very important. If you aren't taking showers and regularly washing. I won't be the guy for you. I won't be rude but if you stink or have anything growing or don't wipe your ass save us both the time.

Thirdly I want you comfortable. Your consent is always important and at any time you may stop out encounter we will most likely meet for drinks or food or something public so we can both be comfortable and try to get the stranger jitters out of the way this is not a date I'm not buying you $100 lobster dinner. I want to make sure you feel a vibe and can relax. If you prefer we just meet up and do the deed that's fine to we will discuss that when you message me.

Fourth. Kinks fetishes or anything you'd like to try I'd love to help you with that with some limits. Don't be afraid to bring them up and ask away. There even is a glory hole place just up the road on US41 and adult video store if you want remain anonymous

If you've made it this far your probably wondering who I am Let's be honest if you don't find me attractive you won't want me between your legs regardless of how good I am (if you do you won't be disappointed though ) so a quick little description of me

I'm 30 years old but still get id'd when I shave my face. 6 foot tall with shoulder length brown hair. Glasses cute lil button nose thick full lips and a slick tongue. I'm 6 foot 1 and about 240 lbs "dad bod" ( say about cuz it's been a month since I weighed my self ) I carry it well and still have a muscular build, strong arms to hold your thighs in place if your a squirmer. Quite a bit of tattoos face piercing I can have a beard or none it doesn't make a difference to me so that doesn't matter brown shoulder length hair I will obviously send pictures if that's what you need. I most likely won't take chats anywhere else reddit messages or chat works fine.

I'm not asking for money I can travel and I can host I can provide paperwork for clean std panel and would highly encourage you to do the same. I have no intentions on trying to have sex with you I purely enjoy eating pussy and just love to make girls cum. If this sounds like you please send a message either begining with the word pineapple or the subject line so I know you read the whole ad

I hope you enjoy your time on Reddit and find what ever your looking for!!!