I love Boston. It’s one of the first cities I traveled to on my own as a young adult and was one of the first times I had a random ONS (thanks Craigslist!).

My recent Boston trips haven’t been as successful as I’d like, but maybe my muff-diving mojo will do me a solid this go around.

I’ll have a nice hotel in bougie Back Bay. I will only have limited availability next week in the evening.

Read my success stories for an idea of what I like in a partner for this sort of thing. Low effort replies will be ignored. Headless sfw photos are nice. I’m sure your dick is lovely, but that’s not the point of this post.

I’m solidly plus-sized: 300 size 22-24. I’m mostly ass and belly. I’ve got long red hair, trendy glasses, a sarcastic sense of humor, and a robust libido. I wax, but I’m in between appointments, so there’s a little peach fuzz. I’m DDF and want to stay that way. I make delightful little noises, act like a goofball if I’m comfortable with you, and always leave a nice tip for housekeeping to make up for the very messy sheets. I’m married in a comatose bedroom, so make of that what you may.

I like to have fun. I like to make out and get handsy and laugh and cuddle. But I want to be a pillow princess. I am only looking to receive. I don’t want the pressure of returning the favor or having sex. Please don’t reply unless you’re 100% ok with that.

You’re close-ish to my age (NOT IN YOUR 20s), experienced in bed, good with your fingers and mouth, and appreciative of a big girl. I don’t get off easily, so please really be into muff diving. 15 minutes is just a warm up. You’re also normal and not pushy and just want to have a relaxing and fun time together. Be able to hold a conversation and charm me and make me feel comfortable. I don’t mind facial hair, I like dad bods, and I don’t mind if you’re tall. I don’t care about your marital status. Just be honest about it. Be DDF.