Let’s start by stating that I’m married and my wife is unaware of my adventures. OPSEC is important and this isn’t my first rodeo with this subreddit. Alright now the awkward convo is out of the way, onto the details!

About me: I am Indian, 5’7”, chubby, bearded, nerdy, good looking bloke. I am funny and witty, you’ll have plenty of laughs with me. I’ve been on this subreddit for years, as a repressed Indian it helped me explore my sexuality and my fetishes. I hold this subreddit, as much as I have experienced my share of disappointment, near and dear to my heart. It’s been awhile since I’ve enjoyed someone and I’m missing that excitement and most of all a delicious, juicy, sweet tasting muff. I might be a little too enthused at first and you’ll need to use a crow bar to pry me away from my meal, but once I’ve tasted and you’ve enjoyed your first O. I’ll be gentle and work you back up again. Taking my time, and thoroughly enjoying you and giving the well deserved built up that’ll make your toes curl and your legs quiver.

About you: I don’t care about your race, age, height, weight, relationship status, or anything except that you are DDF and hygienic. I am 420 friendly, so if you smoke that’s cool. I do have a thing for big women, love a curvy lady with thick thighs. Don’t care if you are shaved or not, doesn’t deter me from enjoying you. I’m also not looking for any reciprocation. Just want to enjoy tasting you and bring you as many O’s you can handle, trust me you’ll tap out before I do. Feel free to message me if you’d like to know more and if you are interested. Also let me know if you’ve lost interest, being ghosted sucks and isn’t cool. Please be able to hold a conversation, not interested in a one sided one. I do have success stories posted on my profile, feel free to read them. They are lengthy. Hope to connect with someone soon!

PS- I do eat ass and have some talent in helping you squirt.