This seems likely impossible but I figured I’d throw it out there to see what I might manifest.

I’m a chill academic type. I work from home as a data scientist. I’m alone all day and really need to find some adventure and an excuse to get out of the house a little more. I’m married, in a slightly dead bedroom situation due to her health issues. She’s mostly only ever interested in cuddles but sometimes more happens. I’ve asked what she thinks of me finding someone for stress relief on the side and her response is that if I chose to do so then she definitely doesn’t want to find out about it. So I’m left contemplating how fun it would be to have a sneaky adventurous friend.

I find myself really craving giving and receiving oral. I love to give so much! I’d love to find a friend who feels the same and just wants to be devoured on a regular basis. I want to get lost between your thighs and show you how much I truly enjoy pleasuring a woman with my talented tongue. Maybe we take turns making each other moan. Yes my dick works totally fine. Reading Reddit I see comments from women sometimes that assume guys who want to eat pussy have erection issues. This is definitely not the case for me lol.

I’m picturing a situation that is not like what I get at home. I’d love to avoid beds and bedrooms altogether for the most part. Let me get on my knees while you sit in a chair or on a couch. Let’s go on hikes this summer and let me push you up against a tree or go for long drives and find places to pull over so that I can lay you across the backseat or pic sneaky places to meet up and get away with it. I have a dressing room fantasy or I’d love to find a clean, lockable restroom to push you into and sit you on the sink.

I’m 6ft, I take care of myself and I’m strong but an average dad bod build. I’m also vasectomy safe it comes to that but it doesn’t necessarily have to go there. I’m open to whatever happens though. I just want to be cautious. I’m definitely clean and expect the same. SFW pics on profile.

As for you, I’m open to who you are as long as you’re fine with compartmentalizing and no strings and understand my need to be discrete. I don’t know that I have a type other than just high priority on discretion and a common interest in sneaky adventures. I love curvy woman and mom bods for sure! Maybe you’re a curvy mom in a similar situation feeling a bit naughty from neglect? Perhaps you’re a woman who has never been with a man who enjoys going down and you’d like to have the experience. Maybe you’re just young and inexperienced and up for the adventure. I’d love to hear from anyone out there that would want something regular. I’m much less interested in a one time thing and I’m definitely not interested in business deals. Let’s make friends and know we have someone safe and reliable to feel comfortable exploring with when the mood strikes.

Ideally, I’d love to find someone with afternoons free. 3-6pm ish on weekdays or daytime on weekends would be ideal for me. Evenings are harder but possible occasionally.

If you’ve read this far then hopefully I’ve caught your interest. Please reach out and say hello and tell me about yourself and what your RAOMD post would say if you were to make one. Have you ever met someone from this sub? Hoping to hear from you :)