I recently realised that it is a long weekend.

Originally my plans for this weekend were to track down a friend to head out for brunch with them. Then I realised it is a long weekend, and everyone is out of town (I don't get holidays off).

I thought of the rhyme "Munch & Brunch", while trying to figure out groceries that I need and it was too good to not use.

The idea is I go down on you, then we go grab brunch. We can do "Brunch & Munch", but there is always a chance we might need to take a nap between the brunch and the munch. Reciprocation not required, we can do more if you want. For me the icing on the cake, or more appropriately, my icing on your cake, would be me cumming on you and eating you while you're covered in my cum (we all have kinks).

I'm a fairly average, single, 5'8" mediocre white man, I am chubby, stocky, thicc, whatever your preferred term is. I have a beard, look good in flannel. I'm filling out that bear stereotype. I'm DDF & DTF. I am childfree, complete with a vasectomy. I'm downtown Queen West area. No roommates,can host.

I dont have at type, attracted to all races & body types. I've always had a soft spot for short chubby girls, but that is mostly imprinting in my formative year. I'm attracted to feminine to androgynous, some butch. Not so much the masculine side, i want to be the only one with a beard.

But the main qualities I am looking for are you like breakfast foods, and you like chubby bearded guys eating you out.

I'm looking for this weekend, but don't let that stop you. If you're a future redditor browsing and found me because you got distracted while looking for a hook up and accidentally typed "pancakes" into the search bar because you are hungry, feel free reach out. I'm probably still down for it. I can't imagine a life where I was uninterested in eating breakfast foods or vagina.