Read the entire post before replying. If it’s evident that you didn’t read and can’t follow directions, it’s a good indication that you don’t have the ability to take the time to find or care for my desires in the bedroom…

I already have a hotel room to myself for THIS Saturday evening ONLY and need someone to treat my pussy like the goddess it is. Do not bother responding to this post if you are not completely serious about filling this need. Don’t waste my time with empty promises. I will require a FaceTime call (or telegram video chat) for verification prior so only respond if you meet my requirements below. Not looking to reciprocate unless you have something worth reciprocating for OR are female.

Me: 5’2, somewhere between petite and mid-size, curvy, I take care of myself but it is noticeable that I am a mom, brown hair, green beautiful eyes, attractive, funny, love sarcasm and cussing, and in need of someone to make me cum with your mouth and fingers.

You: Must be attractive and willing to share a pic right away so I am not wasting my time. Must have a good personality, not socially awkward, can hold a conversation, capable of being discreet, knows how to make a girl cum, is available on Saturday and won’t bail, must be willing to verify, respectful of a woman’s body and able to make me feel safe and comfortable, DDF, clean and hygienic.

Again, please do not waste my time and only respond if you are 100% serious and available. Preference to those who are married and with kids and understand the importance of discretion, as this is an ABSOLUTE MUST. Send me a chat with details about yourself, a picture, and why you think you can be the first person to ever make me cum from oral sex. If your message is missing any of those things, it will be ignored. One line responses will be ignored. Please put effort into it. Use of humor and being clever gives lots of extra points.