So, on to F we go! Who needs some friendly, filthy fun? [Note: I am no longer offering food, forest, and fantasy all rolled into one due to an ongoing legal dispute with Santa's Village™️]

I have had consistently great RAOMD experiences lately, and that is definitely the offering in this post -- reciprocation not required -- but I'll stick in some language from another post so you can get a better idea overall of my perspective on this and similar spaces:

Looking to connect with someone bright, interesting, curious, sexy, and dirty in need of quality company and capable cock. That could look like a lot of things- my prehensile tongue exploring you from neck to nipples and clit to ass, a big, thick cock in your mouth (or anywhere else that needs filled and stretched, for that matter), or just a good hang, good weed, and a mutual masturbation session (bring toys!). I really like exploring a new mind and a new body and try to create an atmosphere where vulnerability is accessible and safe. I don't have have a checklist or expectations and prefer to start with conversation and let the experience and connection develop organically. I'm no Mandalorian (you can still polish my helmet 🥁), but I can say pretty confidently This Is The Way when it comes to having mindful, casual, sex-positive hookups.

I'm 5'10", 170s, in great shape, super bendy, and somewhat muscular but not so much that I have to get tribal tattoos, which is a relief. I have blue eyes and a shaved head of some brown/blond/grey combination that changes with the sun and the seasons. See post history for some very naked and very jerking off for friends content and confirmation of various assertions. I can host, and I have a long, hard, thick, and smooth driveway you can park in, an offering which is hotter than any dick pic I could possibly send.

While I don't judge sex workers of any stripe, I don't participate in the sex trade, so don't send me links or invitations to other apps. It'll be fun to see who didn't read this far and then waste an hour of their time feigning interest.