Hello fellow pervs,

So...yeah. I'd say I don't know what brings me to this sordid corner of the internet, but I do, and so do you. I'm basically as described in the title here -- a (relatively, obviously) normal guy who just happens to really enjoy eating pussy and would very much like to make the acquaintance of a woman looking to have hers luxuriated in and worshiped.

Physically, I'm tall, attractive (depending on your appreciation for bearded white men), fit, full head of hair, and nice hazel eyes. A good face for making out with and a great face for sitting on, I'd say. Not that it's necessarily relevant here either, but fairly hung.

On that topic -- what I'm after is teasing and tasting you, driving you fucking crazy, and giving you an orgasm or five. Though I'm certainly not gonna turn you down should you find yourself desiring more, my cock need not enter into the equation at all. I'm not joking when I say I'd be perfectly happy to focus entirely on you and making you cum as much as possible: I've done this a few times before and done just that and been extremely content to leave it there. It's funny, because I tend to think of myself as sexually dominant, but there's just something about eating pussy and giving pleasure that really does it for me. My paradoxes = your benefit, I suppose!

As noted, I've done this before. Not a million times, but a few. Had a success story written about me but looks like it's been deleted, so here's a few reviews I can remember: "professional pussy eater"; "you're really good at that"; "god I can't think anymore"; "more please."

Anyway, if this sounds at all intriguing, feel free to get in touch. We'll have to mutually verify before anything happens, so please be a real person and not a weirdo who gets off on being a jerk to horny strangers on the internet.

Thanks and good luck out there.