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Are you stressed because you’re not going to a Seder tonight and thinking that makes you a bad Jew? We’ve all been there. Don’t fret.
Come to my fitness studio for a massage and I’ll go down on you afterwards and give you an amazing orgasm. I’m a licensed therapist and trainer and I would love to put you on my table and help you feel amazing. I’m pretty sure you don’t have anything better planned for tonight so let’s hang and have some fun.
I’m not Jewish and you don’t have to be either. I’m just a guy who knows a couple things about Passover and orgasms.
(To the mods) I want to be clear: I’m not exchanging services for sex! I don’t want any money - this has nothing to do with my business. I’m just a guy who wants to help someone relax.
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