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29 [M4F] #Seattle - It's too noisy to do my taxes. Can I use your thighs as ear muffs?
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valroon is a male age 29 looking for a female in Seattle, WA
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Hey there! I'm glad you're here, I'll make this post quick (and make other things as slow as you'd like). The noise around here won't let me focus on doing my paperwork for Uncle Sam. I'm hoping I can interest you in letting me use your thighs to tune out the noise. In exchange, you get an enthusiastic tongue looking to please you (fingers/toys à la carte if you so desire).

About me: I'm a 29-year-old HWP. I'm 6'0", 180 lbs with an lean athletic build. For recreation, I like hiking, biking, and playing soccer. I'm DDF (with recent test) and I'm not expecting reciprocation. Happy to chat until you're comfortable to meet for coffee and see if we'd be a potential match!

About you: You're of legal age and DDF with proof. I'd really appreciate it if you're trimmed/shaved for oral and somewhat in shape physically.

Enjoy the sun this weekend!

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