Hello, and thank you for reading my post!

I'm never good at starting posts. I can write the middle and endings, but the intros are awful. So lets just skip to the part I can write.

So here's what I'm picturing; we get to know each other, meet for drinks to test the vibe. Order food and watch movies, preferably one of those "so bad it's good" ones, get comfortable with each other, and slowly let the anticipation build, teasing and toying with each other more and more, until you’re reduced to a puddle & begging for me between your legs. I’m a pretty sensual person so that kind of stuff is a huge turn-on, and while I’m not trying to brag, I’m quite good orally and sexually, and I can absolutely guarantee that I know where the -shuffles notes- "cliboris" is . And also someone once described sex with me as “pretty neat” so I think that speaks for itself.

Self-depreciation aside, about me: I’m, 5’8” white, my body type, as someone so eloquently put it, is “squishy muscular”, so like, I’m not thin but I don’t have a dad bod either. But I do be having some muscles and what not. I stay relatively active, I jog about 4-5 times a week, and I occasionally lift things up and put them down. Once a drunk guy said I look like Robert Downey Jr, so I guess imagine a less attractive Iron Man ( I don't see it though). Obviously happy to share pics.

I’m a major homebody, I love watching movies, I’ve gotten like really into neo-noir and various art house style films. I will maintain that the 1993 Mario Bros movie was a dystopian cyberpunk masterpiece that did not deserve any of its hate. I love anime and just watched FMAB, loved it so much I immediately binged it again. I’m very introverted and very bookish, I love reading when I can. I enjoy making people laugh and not taking myself or life too seriously. I’m neurodivergent & very demisexual. Very left leaning, and I hope you are too. DDF and I intend to stay that way. I do relatively well for myself, well about as well as anyone can in this capitalist hellscape we're forced to call home, and I live in a cozy 1 bedroom in the heart of Baltimore with my incredibly lazy cat. I often dream of switching lives and spending my afternoons sunbathing in a pile of blankets all day.

If we connect, I'd really like things to be consistent. I'm not seeking a relationship at this time (to be honest I'm not sure if I even really want one) but like, I do miss the consistent intimacy. So I guess, get coffee or tea together, watch movies and binge watch tv, but also lets be a thing where you can text me at 8pm on a tuesday night asking if you can come over and sit on my face.

If my post sounded good to you, I'd love to hear from you! Thanks for reading!