I wrote one good post that took forever to balance my desires and the right amount of cheesiness, so now I’m just using that post over and over. But anyway, hello!

The way I picture it, we hang out, order a pizza, eat while we watch Netflix or Hulu (or even HBO Max. Mr. Moneybags here has THREE streaming services), well maybe not Netflix since they seem to be on a mission to run themselves into the ground, preferably something that’s so awful it’s good, get comfortable with each other (without comfort and trust, there’s no moving forward after all), and let the anticipation build until you’re begging for my head between your legs. I’m a pretty sensual person so that kind of stuff is a huge turn-on, and while I’m not trying to brag, I’m quite good orally and sexually. I know this because, as a trade-off, it seems I’m pretty terrible at almost everything else. someone once described sex with me as “pretty neat” so I think that speaks for itself in regards to my sexual prowess.

Self-depreciation aside, about me: I’m a 5’8” white, olive skinned male. My body type, as someone so eloquently put it, is “squishy muscular”, so like, I’m not thin but I don’t have a dad bod either. But I do be having some muscles and what not. I stay relatively active, I jog about 4 times a week when I’m not in shin-splint hell, and I occasionally lift things up and put them down. Once someone said I look like Robert Downey Jr, so I guess imagine a less attractive Iron Man.

I’m a major homebody, I love watching movies, I’ve gotten like really into neo-noir and various art house style films. I will maintain that the 1993 Mario Bros movie was a dystopian cyberpunk masterpiece that did not deserve any of its hate. I’m very introverted and very bookish, I love reading when i can. I’m neurodivergent & very demisexual. Very left leaning, and I hope you are too. DDF and I intend to stay that way.

I’m located in Baltimore proper. If the energy is right, I’d like to be a consistent thing. Your pic gets mine, so feel free to message!