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40 [M4F] #Chicago - Public Service Announcement for the Sexually Deprived
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TellMeWhyIAmOnHere is a male age 40 looking for a female in Chicago, IL
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I’m 5'9, with dark skin, a great smile, a job I love, and a place to host in the western suburbs of Chicago.

I know the cold weather has been annoying, but now that spring is coming, I'm guessing there are a lot of people who have felt lonely, muffdive-starved, and eager to talk to someone new. So consider this a public service announcement!

I am volunteering to help out the sexually deprived and cuddle-wanters. I can spoon you, kiss you, lick up any part of you that's gone unlicked, or help you play out those fantasies you've been building up for months on end.

I can even give you a nice massage to help you relax. Anything within reason. I can even invite a female friend to help me help you. It’ll be fun! I’m very friendly and educated. I've met people from this subreddit for all kinds of shenanigans. Think of this like an in-person AMA.

Requirements: Be able to chat first, d/d free, able to meet up (for coffee at the very least), fun to talk to, full of podcast recommendations, and respectful. I don't have any race/weight preference.

Please send me: Your age, any pic you're comfortable sharing, what would be your ideal meeting, where you're located (roughly), and anything else you’d like me to know.

Please don’t message me if you're male.

I want this to be about you, not me. There's no judgment, no secret agenda, and no weirdness. May the April showers flow freely.

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a male
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40
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a female
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8 months ago