Looking to meet a woman who craves consistent oral service. I want an ongoing partner who wants a man who is ravenous for giving oral. Maybe it’s the band geek in me. I just need to practice to maintain my embouchure ;)

Full disclosure, I’m married. I’m open to your situation whatever it is. No judgement here. My situation is ultimately that my wife has lost her libido and usually doesn’t want more than cuddles. I’ve asked if she’d mind me having a friend on the side and her response is that if I chose to do so then I should just be discrete about it and she really doesn’t want to know.

I’ll admit I’m turned on by the thought of being a little sneaky and impulsive but I’m much less comfortable with the idea of one time hookups. I’d love to make friends so that when the mood strikes and the time is right we can take advantage of knowing someone to call on to help take care of needs and we can regularly help each other out.

It’s far more appealing to me to find someone who genuinely wants something ongoing and appreciates the benefits of that including sexual health, comfort, safety, and hopefully the best satisfaction of me getting to know your body well enough to make you cum again, and again and again!

You: Thick thighs and ass!. Unshaven please (acceptable ranges from trimmed to bush). DDF but a fan of 420 is great! Looking to have extended making out before, during and after as well as lots of breast play, some spanking and pussy worship using my rough strong hands and fingers. I’m open to age, race, shape and size, just don’t be vapid. I’m hoping that you can host but I’m open to possible afternoon hotel rooms or other creative locations. Let’s go for long drives and find places out in the middle of nowhere that we won’t be bothered :)

Me: Boundary respecting, communicative, nerdy, overly educated, introverted, DDF, vaccinated and vasectomy safe. I’m very much into taking my time and paying attention to a partner’s body language. I’m easy going and drama free. I’m very patient, dedicated and have outstanding tongue stamina. I’m a natural pleaser. I’m 6ft, 230, strong but also a dad bod. I have green eyes and plenty of grey coming in. I have a few tattoos under my nerd veneer. I work out and take care of myself but I also sit at a desk all day so it’s an uphill battle to stay fit as I age. I’m not expecting you to be perfect either and I love imperfect bodies. I’m open to a friend who might want to work out together as well. It would be a dream come true to find someone who wanted to use my bouldering gym guest passes or go for hikes .

I am hoping for this to be primarily about oral pleasure rather than PIV but I do want reciprocation. I’m open to penetration as well but let’s make that a secondary focus. I’d love some kink play. Perhaps we take turns tying each other up. I’d love to be teased and milked.

I’ll leave this up till I find someone so don’t hesitate to hit me up if you’re seeing the post. Respond with your opinion of the show Arrested Development and the part of the valley you live in so I know you’re an actual person. Looking forward to hearing from you :)