Several people have reached out after my most recent success post. However, you reached out without knowing much about me, aside from hearing my side of a story. So I figured I might as well write something up and you can decide to reach out once you have a full picture.

If you’ve messaged me and are still interested, ping me again, maybe with some more details.

Non-negotiables: no one under 30 (over 35 is even better). No reciprocation. I’m sure your dick is great; however this is RAOMD not RAOBJ. I won’t reply to short, vague, or low effort posts.

Must haves: a personality, a sense of humor, the ability to have interesting conversations, intelligence. An intro message that makes me want to reply to you. Describe yourself. Let me know why you wanted to reach out. Tell me about yourself. DDF. The ability and desire to be between my thighs for an extended period of time. An appreciation for BBWs. Sane. Normal (ish). Respectful.

Nice to haves: beards, ink, on the taller side, sturdy build, talented fingers. A sfw photo (with or without your head) also helps me make a decision of who to reply to. I’d return the favor if I think we’d click. But I also get it.

As for me, I’m in my mid-40s. I’m definitely plus sized: around 315 lbs. Belly, big ass, thick thighs, cute nipples. I have a good smile and pretty eyes. I’m gainfully employed and an upstanding citizen. DDF with very recent results. I’m smart, funny, and charming. I am comfortable and confident in my skin. I’m sane and relatively normal. However, I don’t orgasm easily/often from oral. I love it if he’s 110% into it, but 5-10 minutes won’t do anything for me.

I can’t host. I’ll let you read between the lines. The flip side is I don’t care about your relationship status. Just let me know how discreet to be. A visitor with a hotel room seems like a pretty good arrangement to me, but there are always options if you’re more of a local.

Here’s to my next success story!