For some background, I've been reminiscing about chatting with a lovely girl I met on another subreddit who frequents this one, and she suggested I'd be perfect for here. She found herself in a relationship so we never got a chance to meet, but she was excited for me to jump on here, see what I can do, and hopefully garner up a success story (or two, three...).

A little about me, I'm a 36 y/o heteroflexible guy with a bit of an oral fixation. You might guess from the username that I'm pretty underendowed, which has led to a whoooole host of kinks and fantasies, but as far as you need to be concerned, dear reader, this has made me super desperate to give my partners mind-blowing orgasms however I can. That usually results in me using my mouth and tongue, which I've gotten pretty good with both out of necessity and out of pure thirst for giving oral.

Stats-wise, I'd say I'm pretty average...5'10, 170, bit of a dad bod, bearded and relatively handsome - just not filling out the sweatpants as much as other guys. You can use that fact to your advantage and put me in the only place I'm useful - with my face between your legs or as a throne for your ass. And if you verbally reinforce my inferior manhood to my face, I'll likely turn into a slavering pussy-eating drone for as long as you require one.

Also, I'm very into safety and knowing all my statuses - fortunate to be free of anything that might cause worry and I hope you'll be the same. D/D free as they say but enjoy the occasional drink.

I'm somewhat far from the city so I'm mostly into hotel escapes - I really want to grab a room with a great view and enjoy the city lights while we're having the pre-dive small talk, and it'll give you a nice view while you're on top of me (guess I'd be savoring a different view then). That room is 100% on me, of course. If this sounds fun, definitely hit me up with a little about yourself!

PS: Trans women very welcome :)