Handsome, outgoing, straight Caucasian male offers a lucky woman the best oral ever... discreet... and no reciprocation expected.

Are you tired of just hot fantasies, and are now ready to take care of business?

I am seriously seeking a woman who desires to make up for lost time, to correct a tragic void in her life that is just not being fulfilled, a woman who wants to experience the ultimate sexual and erotic thrill.

In my hands you will be the happiest woman on Earth, experiencing the ultimate sexual and erotic thrill as I savor your strong musk, admire your wild, untamed womanhood, and my tongue sends ripples of pleasure throughout your restless body.

And when I say "experience the ultimate sexual and erotic thrill" I mean it. At orgasm, the anus contracts rhythmically, for about 10 seconds, and literally becomes a highly sensitive sex organ during those brief moments in time. I will gauge that event carefully, and then deeply tongue your asshole right at the moment of your orgasm.

In and out... in and out... in and out...

And, holding you tight and firm, I will continue to tongue your quivering asshole throughout your orgasm, causing violent involuntary pelvic thrusts as you scream into a pillow from pure joy and ecstasy. But you'll be in good hands, as your usual 10-second orgasm will be greatly enhanced, and now last for up to 30 seconds of pure, quivering ecstasy. You will simply lay there afterwards, absolutely wasted but happy, with a warm, satisfied glow on your face.

You will be so flushed with pleasure and joy that those who know you will probably not even immediately recognize you for a few hours afterwards.

And I promise you that your orgasms you experience with me will have real staying power: You'll discover that you'll be so satisfied and relaxed that we'll will not need to rendezvous together again for at least a week or two to take care of business.

I am male, fit, mature (55), 5'10", 160#, retired, educated, and enjoy an active life with many eclectic interests.

Will seriously consider the right woman, 18 to 75 years old, any race, any physique, any physical condition, any education level, and any economic status.

While I do admire and enjoy a woman with class, I prefer your pubic area to be quite wild and untamed: unwaxed, gamey, darkened, earthy, and with floppy bilateral asymmetry. This will actually enhance your experience, as well as your emotional well-being.

Believe me, you'll be in good hands.

If what I have just described excites you, contact me and we'll enjoy some email exchanges, progressing to a brief and anonymous video-chat (sunglasses okay) on Google Chat (fully clothed), before we actually meet, as many on the internet, especially Reddit, are not the gender they claim to be.

That done, we can meet in a public place and talk more about your needs and expectations, over coffee.

I am also open to an occasional but long term friendship and communication.

I look forward to hearing from you.