Imagine me and your muff, I do
I think about your muff day and night, it's only right
To think about the muff you love and hold it tight So happy together If I should call you up, invest a dime And you say your muff belongs to me, and ease my mind Imagine how the world could be, so very fine So happy together I can't see me lovin' no muff but yours For all my life When your muff’s with me, baby, the skies'll be blue For all my life
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
So, as you can see, I tend to be silly. I know that you’re charmed now and you just want to be sure that I don’t look like a troll. I promise that I’m not repulsive, I shower my dad bod fairly regularly, I groom the little salt and pepper hair that I’ve got left nearly (as I do with my beard), oh, and I brush all of my teeth even more regularly than I shower!
So, do you think your muff and I would be happy together??
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