Eating is one of my very favorite things, but I am sadly not getting enough. It’s taking a toll on my (mental) health.
I’ve met a few wonderful women here, but sadly they live far away, or have busy schedules that rarely line up with mine. That’s why I’m always hungry.
Can you help? I’m looking for someone:
- Who craves oral attention
- Is inexperienced, takes a long time, or will not ask me to stop eating in less than 30 minutes
- Has a flexible-ish schedule, lives within 40-ish miles of Pasadena, and is open to regular-ish meetings if we click
- Is any age that will not land me in jail.
- Is left-leaning politically, and loves dogs. I’m not sure why that matters, but it does. 🤷
Bonus points if: 1. You have full bush, or are trimmed and do not shave. Stubble hurts after a while! 2. Are open to letting me eat any time of the month. Seriously, I love Aunt Flo, please don’t feel you need to cancel if she shows up early. 3. You also like getting rimmed. Ask me about a new move I’m developing! 4. Are very vocal. I love happy noises.
About me: 51, 5’10”, 140, Asian, educated, ddf, still going through the never ending divorce process and not ready for a real relationship (why I’m here), but hopefully we can be friends, too.
I love love love to eat! Respectful, not bad looking (I’ve been told), not creepy (I hope) and sane (more or less). No reciprocation expected, though I should warn you - I’ve always been asked to give something more. I like to think I’m that good. 🙂
Hope to hear from you!
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