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40 [M4F] #Seattle Hey look, yet another boring straight white guy looking for either one off muffdive, a FWB or a kinky couple
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horny_metalhead is a male age 40 looking for a female in Seattle, WA
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I get it. There's dozens of guys making posts looking for women. What makes me stand out? Ehhh I don't know.

I'm slightly shorter than average at 5'6 but average shape and build. I'm 40, I'm nerdy, I have a beard that is going grey, I dance, I have a lot of tattoos, I like board games and video games... see what I mean? Unlikely everyone else in Seattle I'm not really outdoorsy. I'm not a hiker or a climber and I don’t like coffee. Is that enough?

I bake things? Yeah I'm going with that. That's what makes me interesting. I make cookies and cupcakes that are really good. Worst case scenario you hate me but you get a good cookie from it. There. Hopefully that sold you on me.

If that convinced you and you are a woman of legal age, hit me up, tell me what your favorite breakfast cereal is so I know you’ve read this. How bad can it go right?

Down for either a one time thing or to make it something that happens more often if we vibe right. If you are a couple and you want to watch me or have me watch you down for that too. I’m pretty open minded if you want something else let’s discuss.

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40
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a female
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10 months ago