Notes: this is not a reciprocal post. Low effort replies won’t get a reply. Men under 30 won’t get a reply. Photos (body or face but not your dick) are appreciated.

So, I’ll be turning 45 in a few weeks. I just happen to be headed to San Francisco soon as well. I’d like to be a selfish pillow princess as a (almost) bday treat to myself. I’m always a giver in bed and I’d just love the opportunity to lay back and be taken care of. I really want this to be about myself so please don’t have expectations of reciprocity.

I don’t orgasm easily so I’m looking for a devoted muff diver who is happy to spend a TON of time with his face between my legs. I know BBWs aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, so please only reply if you actually love big girls.

I’m about a size 22-24/320 lbs. I’ve got thiiick thighs and a big tush and belly. You have to be comfortable navigating the body of a plus sized woman. I’m well dressed, cute (if you like big girls), and feminine looking. I’m smart, funny, confident, and just a normal and sane person. I’m vocal, closely trimmed, and although I’m not a squirter, I’ve been known to make a mess of the sheets.

I’m looking for guys in their 30s and up. No 20 somethings. I like men my age: they have more experience, they like to take their time, and we have more in common in a life experience kind of way. You must love fat girls; I don’t want to be your first one. Dad bods, tattoos, and beards are nice. Tall is good, but not a requirement. This is about pleasure, not D/s…it’s cool if you’re into this because you’re more submissive, but that’s not a dynamic I want to explore.

Please be smart and have a wicked sense of humor. Be normal and sane and not creepy or pushy. I don’t care what your relationship status is, but I’d appreciate if you were upfront about it. And I’ll want to chat for a while to get comfortable with you, so if that’s not your speed, you might want to skip me.

I am happy to send body photos early in the conversation.

If you think we might click, drop me a line and tell me something about you and why you’re interested. I won’t reply to “hey” or “still looking”. I like people who will match the energy of my post.