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36 [M4F] #Miami 10 things you won’t have to worry about
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- You won’t have to worry about a place to host because I can host you at my specious luxury apartment in Brickell.
- You won’t have to worry about transportation because I’ll make sure you get to and from whenever we meet.
- You won’t have to worry about being thirsty, because I’ll I have copious amounts of fizzy water.
- You won’t have to worry about safety because I’ll take all measures to make sure you feel safe including meeting at a public place first.
- You’ll never have to worry about consent because I strongly understand that all forms of no mean no and only accept enthusiastic YES.
- You won’t have to worry about hygiene because I take pride in good hygiene and consistently get complimented about it.
- You won’t have to worry about radical ideology because I have pretty reasonable beliefs that don’t hurt other people.
- You won’t have to worry about me being extremely unnatractive because I try very hard to take care of myself. Whether you think I’m highly attractive is your opinion of course.
- You won’t have to worry about reciprocity because I’m not expecting anything in addition to what we both agree on.
- You won’t have to worry about not having a good time because my one focus is to make sure your mind and body feel like it’s on cloud 9.
Now that we have the basics out of the way, lay back, relax and enjoy my muff dive ;)
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