33 [M4F] #DMV - Want an early christmas present?

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JIMMYstraightup is a male age 33 looking for a female in DMV/DC/NOVA

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Hey reddit!

The well adjusted/Christian members of reddit are with their friends and family singing carols, baking cookies, and watching Christmas movies on every single channel ever...

But for the rest of us, it's just another horny Sunday afternoon. I'm a mildly tall (6'0") athleticish (210# more of an athelete than a dad bod) white guy with a strong fat yet pointed tongue and I know how to use it.

Do you want to get hammered and watch hebrew hammer and get licked? Wanna listen to christmas carols and sit on my face? Hit me up!

Happy festivus to the rest of us!

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a male

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a female

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