Happy holidays, ladies of Melbourne. The season to be selfless is upon us and this Santa is ready to unwrap you, give you the gift you’ve been too shy to ask for and eat your cookie.
This Santa is no hoe hoe hoe, but I do slay. I am full of Christmas spirit and want to make some special woman’s Christmas wish come true. Sit on my lap, whisper into my ear what you want and Christmas won’t be the only thing cumming this year.
Now, you may be expecting a jolly fat guy in a red suit with a white beard. On that front, you might be disappointed. I’m 45, 175cm tall and 68kg. I would have loved to have said 69, but that’s not what we are here for. Also - if you genuinely have a Santa kink, let’s talk. I could rent a suit!
Happy to talk before meeting to ensure you’re comfortable, can meet in public for a vibe check and can host at my work shop in the North…. of Melbourne.
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