We all have room to grow, right? The couple of times I've eaten ass, I felt like I was reading fucking braille. I wasn't awful at it, but I don't think I deserved a nice pat on the back afterwards. I want you to turn me into the most bomb ass-eater you can. I, of course, will go down on your in the wholesome Christian way this sub intends - it's one of my favorite things to do - but I want to spend some time at the devil's backdoor. Not a deal breaker if you don't want it but, I'm always trying to find ways to improve things!

Anyway, I'm a 34 year old white dude. 6"2'. Lumberjacky beard when it's cold, fuzzy scruff when it's not. Hazel eyes. I just moved to Pittsburgh earlier this year, and I'm a professor at CMU.

While I'm a Pittsburgh local, I'll be in Harrisburg for a conference for two nights (Dec. 6 & 7) and would LOVE some company that isn't a co-worker.

I have a few nice tattoos and am decently in shape. I work out and exercise regularly, decently fit and muscular, but I also love to actually live life and eat some righteous mac & cheese, you know? I'm into all things nerdy - video games, board games, etc. - and I'm an avid reader. I regularly try to read over 75 books a year. Mainly Fantasy and Sci-Fi. I really love good whiskey or bourbon. Not in an "oh he's an alcoholic" way, but in more of a "it's really the only alcohol I know" kind of way. I'm a dog person. I have 2 Great Pyrenees that I try to spend all of my time with because they're perfection. I love the outdoors, drinking coffee at all hours of the day, and woodworking/carpentry. No, really. I built a huge wagon/cart thing during the pandemic because I figured it might somehow come in handy or have some use.

It has not.

Anyway, I enjoy moonlit walks along McKnightmare, constantly worrying I have Lyme disease because of how many ticks are in this place, and my favorite hobbies are yelling at people who slam on their brakes before going into the tunnels and assisting in the genocide of spotted lantern flies.

I also travel for work frequently, visiting other Universities in surrounding states. If you’re anywhere in the mid-west / northeast, I’m likely in your area often.

Anyway, I'd love to chat and feel one another out on things.

Also, does anyone need a wagon?