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Apparently it’s cuffing season. But while the winter cold is real, I hate the idea that we should rush or force a relationship with someone else just because ‘it’s the time to do it.’
But it IS cold! And there’s not enough winters in life to waste one not snuggled up against each other.
So I have a proposal…
Let’s just meet up and pretend to be lovers. We can hold hands, kiss, watch movies, have hot sweaty sex, and decompress with some Netflix and Youtube under a warm blanket. We can tell each other terrible ghastly jokes that would offend our friends, make up stories about strangers when we people watch, and chat about our day… but not really date. It’ll just be for the season.
We can (and hopefully do) stay friends afterwards. But for now— we skip the whole awkwardness and rush of the rest of the world.
Interests: Your typical Redditor things like anime and gaming. But I also travel a lot, read, enjoy broadway, and have lived abroad. East Asian and 28 with a fit lean physique.
You: Be sane, clean, and located somewhere near Uptown Manhattan or not mind commuting to it. If this sounds good to you, PM/DM me with your name, a physical description, and an interest!
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