I'm going to take one last stab at this again.

I'm 49, white, intelligent, sporadically funny (dad jokes anyone?), and a pretty easy-going guy. I'm also easy to get along with, I'm kind, gentle, and not pushy. I have my own everything (car, house, job) and am hoping to meet someone else who has their shit together.

And I absolutely LOVE to go down on a woman. I know, a lot of guys say this. When I say I LOVE to (always needs to be capitalized), I mean I obsess over devouring a woman, maybe even for hours if possible. I have often wanted to have someone come by for a lazy afternoon so I can just get lost in a woman's scent, taste, and the feeling of her against my face.

And this is for non-recip, NSA fun. While I've met some wonderful people as well as have talked to people who fit what I look for, I keep having issues finding someone close by. I also want to meet someone for regular and consistent meetups.

My ideal woman is someone black, curvy (Megan Thee Stallion, Serena Williams, Issa Rae are some examples), with great hygiene, and someone I can get along with. I'm not looking for just anyone, I need to have some kind of connection. DDF is a must, as I am also. I am 420 friendly and like to share with whoever I end up meeting.

When you reply, send me details. Pictures would be very welcome. Also, be honest with how you're feeling. Saying you're not interested is perfectly OK. Ghosting and flaking sucks and shows immaturity. I don't have time for that shit.

As an extra note, I'm very skilled and enjoy providing this kind of pleasure very much. Some women know this is what they want. If you're on the fence or aren't sure if you're going to enjoy it, think heavily before responding. I won't put up with getting strung along for days and weeks on end. If you're indecisive, please don't respond. It's frustrating.