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40 [M4F] Sexy short king seeks tall glass of water #sanfrancisco norcal
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hornyhouseplant2023 is a male age 40 looking for a female in Northern California
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I’m what the hot girls call a short king. I like ‘em all shapes and sizes but I’m particularly enthusiastic about a taller lady with a pretty pussy I can dive into for an hour and a half once a week to keep us both sane.

Taller girls love me, it’s a weird phenomenon. I turn them on. I love them back. Maybe I look good from above? The only snag is that I’m internet dating where height matters and you all miss out on my magnetic big energy when culling the herd. I’m a strong believer that the taller they are, the bigger them cum. I mean fall. It’s never awkward when they’re about hanging out, having a drink to take the edge off, then sitting on my face. It makes it easier to focus on the depravity and whatever novelty, awkwardness, or taboo feels goes out the window and it’s just about getting you off, pleasing you within an inch of your good graces, and making the fantasies you will replay later in life at the amazonian olonies.

I’m 5’5”, broad shoulders, San Francisco calf muscles, athletic, nerdy, white, single, direct, salt of the earth, grew up in a Feminist household, Criterion Collection personality, introverted extrovert, sti free.

(If you’re petite and tiny, hell yes I’ll suck your clit off too. Why did I have to make an ad for a Giantess’ to get to you?)

(you will never hear me utter the words short king out loud)

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a male
Age
40
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a female
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1 year ago