I posted a few weeks ago looking for somebody to go down on as I haven't done it in years (my ex didn't like it, so we didn't do it). Unsurprisingly, being a guy looking for a woman, I didn't get too many responses. In total five people replied to me - one was a bot, one was obviously a guy, and in one case we chatted but it just sort of petered out eventually. One women seemed genuine and we had some good chats and arranged a meet, but she decided at the last minute that she was looking for something long term rather than a random hookup and cancelled, which I totally respect (and also appreciate being told rather than simply ghosted or stood up!)

We're not here for the failures though, are we?

Last week a woman messaged me and we got chatting. She said that she was in the opposite situation to me in a lot of ways. Like me she was also newly single, and her ex didn't like going down on women so he didn't do it and she hadn't experienced it in years. I assume this is a large part of the reason why she broke up with him.

We exchanged photos (clothed, no nudes - they were offered and I declined because that's not what I'm here for) and then we exchanged numbers the next day. We had a call to check we were both actually human and of the expected genders, which was meant to be quick but ended up with us chatting for a few hours and getting on really well. After that we agreed to meet up for an afternoon drink. I'd made it clear in my post (and again in messages and on the call) that it wasn't important to me if she was my "type" because I just wanted to go down on her, and there's no need for me to be attracted to someone to eat them out, but it was obviously (and understandly) important to her that she feel comfortable with me in person and also have at least a base level of attraction.

We met up at a wine bar in mid afternoon and had a quick drink. She's very self-deprecating but she was gorgeous and funny and a joy to hang out with, and if it had gone no further than a casual drink I would have called it a good day.

I'm not going to get into pornogeaphic detail, but after a couple of glasses of wine we made our way back to her flat. She kissed me in the lift on the way up, and once we were in the flat she almost dragged me into her bedroom where we got down to business without her bothering to remove anything other than her underwear. (Side note that pushing someone's skirt up to her hips to go down on an otherwise fully-clothed woman is incredibly hot).

I stayed at her place for a few hours, either going down on her or hanging out and cuddling in bed while we chatted about stuff, until eventually she started to get too touch sensitive and we wrapped up. I left her flat incredibly horny and very happy, and I'm going to be thinking about that afternoon for a long time. We agreed it would be a one time thing because neither of us is looking for anything long term right now, but based on messages over the last few days it looks like we're at least going to stay in touch, which I'm counting as a double win!

This was very, very fun and I'll definitely be putting a post up again when I'm next in the mood.