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As my tongue caresses every bit of you, teasing, torturing, twisting inside every crevice you'll be thankful you responded to this ad. It will be a life changing experience that will provide you with a firm understanding of nirvana. Your memories of middle school will be released. And for a brief moment your constant ennui will be gone.
If that doesn't happen I'll refund your entire purchase.
References available upon request.
Since it matters for this experience I'm all the good things: Tall, long blonde hair, great facial fair, in very good shape, and have read a book or two.
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