So fall is well and truly upon us and the leaves would be ablaze if the sun would ever shine. However, it's sweater weather, and that can only mean one thing - pumpkin-spiced muffdives.
Now I'm not suggesting literally dusting you down with cinnamon and allspice - that's gonna hurt, I think. What I mean is I'm pretty adept at giving the warm and fuzzies the warm and fuzzies, whether or not you're actually all that fuzzy. I mean, to muff or not to muff is a feminist issue and I'm here to support all choices. And offer the same delicious treatment to all as an ally in service to the movement.
If you're still here after all that nonsense, you might like to know that I'm an English immigrant standing a regal six feet and two inches tall, with a super-hot dadbod. I'm white with a mop of blonde-ish hair, blue eyes, and an effervescent smile. If absolutely useless facts and stupid puns are a turn on for you, then my ridiculous mind will hopefully turn any nerves into excitement and you'll be only to happy to straddle my face to shut me up.
Drop me a message or a chat and lets see if we can spice up a day together. Not in a rush to make anything happen - let's get to know each other first.
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