We all have room to grow, right? The couple of times I've had the opportunity to eat ass, I felt like I was reading fucking braille. I mean I didn't get any complaints, but definitely didn't feel like I deserved a pat on the back. I could muff dive all day every day - I love it - but at some point, a man must learn how to lockpick the Devil's Backdoor. Ideally we'd have an ongoing thing, and you can turn me into the best ass eater since Prince. I don't know if he ever ate ass, I just assume he just seems like he'd be great at it. Oh, and I'll of course go down on you in the normal, wholesome, christian way. And will never turn down recip.
Anyway, I'm a 33 year old white dude. 6"2'. Lumberjacky beard when it's cold, fuzzy scruff when it's not. Hazel eyes. I just moved to Pittsburgh in March, and I'm a professor at CMU. I have a few nice tattoos and am decently in shape. I workout and exercise regularly, but don't expect Chris Hemsworth. I really love good whiskey. Not in an "oh he's an alcoholic" way, but in more of a "it's really the only alcohol I know" kind of way. I love the outdoors, drinking coffee at all hours of the day, and woodworking/carpentry. No, really. I built a huge wagon/cart thing like 2 years ago because I figured it might come in handy.
It has not.
Anyway, I enjoy moonlit walks along McKnightmare, constantly worrying I have Lyme disease because of how many ticks are in this place, and my favorite hobbies are yelling at people who slam on their brakes before going into the tunnels and assisting in the genocide of spotted lantern flies.
Anyway, I'd love to chat and feel one another out on things.
Also, does anyone need a wagon?
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